2- Buy a pair of sunglasses with Light Reactant Lenses that automatically become translucent when I go into Night Clubs, so instead of people thinking I’m arrogant…… they’ll think I’m intelligent (I said Think).

3- Sing more country songs to justify wearing cowboy boots with my baithing-suit in the Summer.

4- Get Bobby Tomlinson to admit he has a problem.

5- Start leaving my house an hour earlier so I will only be 15 minutes late to the gigs.

6- Seek professional medical help to cure my love for livestock (mainly goats).

7- Convince the music world that we need to start playing Divorce Parties, as well as Marriages.

8- Same as Jim Quick’s #2, except target all the BoJangles.

9- Produce a movie starring Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Jack Nicholson, and Brian Crews….(The four best actors in the world).

10- Keep love in my heart, a smile on my face, and be the best person I can be.

2-Hope to see Band of Oz complete their new CD.

3-Give Brian Crews the tip money back he left for me and April at Papa’s last weekend.

4-Give Brian Crews the pizza money I shafted him on at the ‘Big John” benefit several years ago.

5-Learn to go to bed after a long night of partying.

6-Watch more Law and Order SVU marathons with April.

7-Convince the N.C. Legislature to over turn the smoking ban in bars(I don’t go to many restaurants)

8-Convince the S.C Legislature not to ban smoking in bars(I don’t got to restaurants there either)

9-Get April, Heather and Brittany a protein treatment so their hair never looks like some I’ve seen at the beach.

10-April, April!! Need I say more!

2. To find local musicians willing to travel and play all my music!

3. To find good paying gigs that allow me to travel(Ha-Ha)! Ok, two out of three a’int bad!!!

1- Try to watch all Nostradamus dramatized Armageddon “prediction shows” I can on the Discovery and History Channels (2012, here we come!)

2- See how many “King Tyrone” stickers I can put on all the different McDonald’s drive-thru speakers in North and South Carolina

3- Find time to give Thurston Reeder, from Thirsty’s 2, speech therapy classes

4- Learn to smile at people I am shagging with that have no business shagging

5- Get better at Wii

6- Try not to lie to my band anymore and tell them, “It’s gonna be alright”… It’s never gonna be completely OK (welcome to my world)

7- Pull out all my Star Wars toys from the Eighties, play with them for about a week, then E-bay the hell out of ‘em

8- Learn to bake the best “lemon-squares” known to mankind… ever!

9- Convince Keith Houston and David Hicks that they should give me all the profits from The Band of Oz for one solid year

10- Learn to sing (my knees are killing me)